Do I Offend?

I've got Followers stumbling away like Courtney Love lookin' for a fix...

Come back!  I'll even dance for ya!

May I admire you again today?

Product Warning: The Fires of HELL - In Yo' Face

Unless you are a masochist and enjoy interminable torture, stay the hell away from Walmart's "Equate Extra Moisturizing Nasal Spray."  Trust.  The ONLY reason the shit is moisturizing is because you WILL be sitting there with the water hose firmly lodged in your nose to put out the lake of fire that has since left the bowels of Hell and taking up lodging  

IN YOUR FACE!!!

I have been arguing with a sinus infection for months now.  And it's winning.  I don't know where this stuff came from - it was in the medicine cabinet - I think I recall Kiki bringing it home here a while back.  I thought, however, it was one of those SALINE things.  You know Salt.  Not liquid fucking fire in a plastic bottle.

Happy Birthday, Sexy Britches

Elvis Aron Presley
January 8, 1935 – August 16, 1977

There's eyeliner on my knee and blood on my elbow. I am funky. (And no, my name is not Prince...)

It seems like the proverbial, universal funk has taken over the planet lately.  Is there another damned retrograde going on?  It's workin' my tits if it is and it needs to get its ass spinning back the right way before I climb up onto the roof of this crack hotel and start flingin' dingleberries at all the junkies and hookers.

I don't know what pterodactyl has crawled up my twat lately, but I am just not havin' it.  "It" being ANYTHING.  At. All.  I have 117 and half blogs bumbling about in my head but don't feel like writing any of them.  The one on Christmas day alone is a doozy.  I read all of y'all's posts, but haven't the gumption to comment (sorry).  I barely want to cook - much less eat.  I don't want to talk to anyone.  Have had my web messenger hooey thing set to invisible and I just sit there snarling at it as people come and go - hoping to hell they don't decide to message me even though they can't see me.  T.V. annoys me (not that that's a big stretch).  Hell breathing lately annoys me - mine or that of anyone else.  I am one funky, cranky bitch.

Bloom

"There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud

was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." 

~ Anais Nin

You Have Mail!

Hey all.  Just giving y'all a heads up that I have changed my email in relation to my blogs. 

Instead of having this one go to that one and that one go to this one and the other one stand on it's head and fart at small children and that other one just sit in the floor and cry because no one loves it, I created a new addy all-inclusive to my Land of Blogbelieve (six was a little much!). 

You can now reach me at TheBlogs[a]RabbityThings.com - so if you get any comment replies from said address, it's still me - just wearin' different britches.

Peace, Love & Toe Cheese,

Rabbity Must Read: The Winter of our Discontent

If you don't already know, let me introduce you to a dearheart of a friend of mine, Penny over at her blog, The Winter of our Discontent.

She's a musician, fellow book nerd, and one heck of a blogger.  You will fall in love in a quick minute.

Go!  Read!  Now!

The Winter of our Discontent

Have you...

...danced today?  You should.

Stop what you are doing.  

Put that down!!!

Chill out.  And listen...

Hear it?  That's your music callin'!

Now get up...

And shake it!  Shake it!

 Shake that fluffy butt!

Your chair says Thank You!

For Whom the Belle T. Ollz

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Rabbit: Unplugged

(No dirty jokes about the title!)  I've been taking a couple of days off from computerland for the beginning of this new year.  I seriously did not even touch the computer for a good 48 hours.  I sang a lot.  Slept a lot.  Regrouped.  And now I am having the most difficult time convincing myself to get back into the swing of things.  Thank you all for all the comments and new followings both here and at Rabbity Things™.  I promise to respond to everyone, it's just taking me a minute.  I'm a bit surprised at how much I am having to talk myself back into it all.  Strange.

But anyway.  In the meantime, check out this Top Ten of '10 post and the responses from my readers.  Some really great answers there.  Just click on their name to go to their blog - hopefully it's all linked up properly and will take you directly to their post with the answers.  If not, have a look at their blogs anyway - I am certain you won't be disappointed.

Hope everyone had a great New Year's Eve and are all looking forward to the decade ahead.

Take care of you - more soon!