Me in the back; Sister, Layne; Family Friend, Jody; and Sister, Belle
"I hate myself for lovin' you!"
"Thanks for makin' me a Fighter!"
Just because I happened to be on F*%k Ridge with *name deleted due to embarrassment* in the backseat of his Tuna Barge it doesn’t necessarily mean that I was doing anything. We could have been discussing *chemistry*. That was no reason for you and your Aqua Net Brigade to terrorize me. If you terrorized everyone he discussed *chemistry* with, you were very busy Bleacher Creatures.
1. What's the first color you see in the morning?And my answers are:
2. What color are your eyes?
3. What color do you wear the most?
4. What color do you never wear?
5. What color do you wear when you want to feel sexy?
6. What color gets you the most compliments?
7. What color is your lipstick?
8. What color was your living room when you were growing up?
9. What color was your bedroom when you were growing up?
10. What color are your sheets?
11. What color was/were your favorite crayon(s) as a child?
12. What color is your car?
13. What color was your prom dress/tux?
14. What's your favorite gemstone?
15. What is your favorite flower?
16. What color makes you happiest?
17. What color depresses you?
18. What color calms you?
19. What color makes you grind your teeth?
20. What color would you like to try, but are scared to?
Irate Wife: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!Gets me every time I see it. Almost as good as the Bing commercial with the pregnant gall singing Oklahoma! I think I just woke up the roommate with my laughing!
Husband: What the French, Toast?
Irate Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!
Irate Wife: Pickle you, Kumquat!
Husband: You're overreacting.
Irate Wife: No, Bill... Overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!
Mistress: You Hoboken.