I have a theme song.

Thank you Superbowl 44!   This is the Poxy Boggards as featured in the Docker's commercial.  In light of the week I had, I thought it fitting (or not so?), all things considered and such.

Relatedly, maybe someone should buy me some of these to avoid the no pants situation - and just because I am cute and have no shame in begging!  Check out all the cool styles.  Who knew???

"Girl, I just shit my pants!"

[Language (obviously) NSFW]

I don't know what it is about us NYC Queens and our obsession with bodily functions...  It's fuckin' funny though.  And HUGE props for the nod to Leigh Bowery in the video.  Love me some Sherry Vine!

Something it would behoove us all to remember more often than we do...

Jay Brannan, "Man in the Mirror"

I bring nothing to the table lately...

...but this commercial cracks me up!

Irate Wife: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!
Husband: What the French, Toast?
Irate Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!
Irate Wife: Pickle you, Kumquat!
Husband: You're overreacting.
Irate Wife: No, Bill...  Overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!
Mistress: You Hoboken.

Gets me every time I see it.  Almost as good as the Bing commercial with the pregnant gall singing Oklahoma!  I think I just woke up the roommate with my laughing!

Do I Offend?

I've got Followers stumbling away like Courtney Love lookin' for a fix...

Come back!  I'll even dance for ya!

May I admire you again today?

For Whom the Belle T. Ollz

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Not Friendly...

For some reason, I get the impression that they weren't there to make friends...

Lovely Wallpaper...

Matches the nipples so nicely...


I would really love to be a fly on the wall at some of these photoshooots... I mean can you imagine the conversations?

"Let's take off all his clothes (except that stupid tie) and put him in front of this CRAP wallpaper!!!"

"Gurrrrrlll, that's fierce..."

[pause while Rabbit vomits on his own paw]

Ugh. Though I will admit that if I had a body like that (and didn't have to work for it), I would probably carry around tacky ass wallpaper samples just to pose in front of...

Just Because...

I am about sick of all this damned rain...

BRING ON THE SUN!!!