Irate Wife: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog! Husband: What the French, Toast? Irate Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen? Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker! Irate Wife: Pickle you, Kumquat! Husband: You're overreacting. Irate Wife: No, Bill... Overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface! Mistress: You Hoboken.
Gets me every time I see it. Almost as good as the Bing commercial with the pregnant gall singing Oklahoma! I think I just woke up the roommate with my laughing!
