Monday, January 11, 2010

I bring nothing to the table lately...

...but this commercial cracks me up!

Irate Wife: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!
Husband: What the French, Toast?
Irate Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!
Irate Wife: Pickle you, Kumquat!
Husband: You're overreacting.
Irate Wife: No, Bill...  Overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!
Mistress: You Hoboken.
Gets me every time I see it.  Almost as good as the Bing commercial with the pregnant gall singing Oklahoma!  I think I just woke up the roommate with my laughing!