Dorothy Dursley claims to have been praying and asking Jesus for help losing weight when she found Jesus in her Cheetos. Jesus didn't help her with the spelling as she calls them Cheetohs. This is almost certainly a gag site but a news site claims Kelley Ramey of High Ridge, MO found the Cheeto. Unfortunately the video link of the interview has been taken down.
What next? Dare I even ask?
(It reminds me more of Kenickie in Grease, dancing to "Greased Lightening" and getting his Elvis on, but whatever... Someone else mentioned it actually looks more like the Goddess symbol.)
