"Can someone please explain this one?"
Hypothetically speaking, of course, but would you commission, say, a wedding dress, approve the design and then once it's finished, rip out the lining and then proceed to foam at the cooch about it being defective and expect the seamstress to fix your fuck up? Really? And THEN, after all that, ask the seamstress to help you find some poor slob to marry? That's been my week. Fuckin' bride.