You have got to check this one out. I have read it three times today and I am still cracking the hell up. It's brilliant!
Just because I happened to be on F*%k Ridge with *name deleted due to embarrassment* in the backseat of his Tuna Barge it doesn’t necessarily mean that I was doing anything. We could have been discussing *chemistry*. That was no reason for you and your Aqua Net Brigade to terrorize me. If you terrorized everyone he discussed *chemistry* with, you were very busy Bleacher Creatures.
