We've all seen this actor and his struggles with addictions on a certain music channel reality show about the ins and outs of rehab. It was there we 'met' his psycho-fuck wad of cocksnot of a girlfriend. Total hysterical, whack job, shit stirring enabler. Hot mess in the I-just-stepped-in-dog-shit kind of way.
Rabbity Things™ I was merely
(Wonder if I would get in more trouble if I publish the actual letter???)
"You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair."
"But you are, Blanche!!! You ARE in that chair!"